It's 8am, i can't do this rn-
(I just turned 15)
(GOODNIGHT XOXOXOX)
(Fine! But only if u answer UR BLOODY PHONE)
(ahh good times sis and I shall ask nigella and mother if I can go)
(yes sis ever since me and u were singing fleetwood mac in the art room i've been convinced ever since)
(sis I am convinced u r my soulmate friend)
(I did indeed u silly sausage! How could one undermine me in such a way…. I am without a doubt greater than a GODS DAMMED GOD....Well i mean in the sheets anyways)
(Oi did u see what I replaced it with)
(Nope only the first one bc u look so pretty in the other one)
(Ikr sis it just runs in my blood…and I can’t stop it 😥and ye lets go shopping)
(Oh how silly of me)
(YESSSSSS….BUT NO ALCHOL OR ANYTHING DRUG RELATED….bc that night was fucked and no way I’m doing shit like that again)
(Yes sweet child)
(Love u XOXOXOXOOXOOX)
(Alright sis I’m afraid I must go as Nigella is calling me in the distance and I must attend to his screeches)
(Alright I forgive u, u sexy minx….you see I could never hold a grudge against you. I must say this rlly is quite a shock)
(I’m unsure sis but I think with this new knowledge you should get off the fandom AND CHECK YOUR BLOODY PHONE)
(Ik Cecil…how coincidental)
(I too perceived this vision 👀telling me this 😲)